31 August 2007

Breach

A bit slow and without great depth, but its based on a real story so you can't ask for too much.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Apocalypto

139 minutes of running through the jungle with no purpose; the first 10 minutes are interesting, the rest is a complete waste of time.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Grandma's Boy

The first 10 minutes were stupid, I cannot pass judgement on the rest of the film as by then the DVD was already out the window.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Hard Candy

Some messed up shit.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Knocked Up

An average cliché comedy at best, but entertaining for the most part.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Quiet

Interesting and original, if you like weird films you will like it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Bourne Ultimatum

A good conclusion to the trilogy.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Shooter

An average action movie, pretty predictable though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Hot Fuzz

Funny stuff.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Surf's Up

A good and funny animated movie.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Big Nothing

Not as funny as most of Simon Pegg's movies, but it is entertaining.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Alpha Dog

Satisfactory, keep your expectations low and it won't disappoint.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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A Good Year

Keeps you interested and entertained throughout, plus it has its funny moments; not very original though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Premonition

Pretty decent, much better than what it promises to be.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Ghost Rider

Nicholas Cage, with dyed hair, as an action hero; hilarious.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Reno 911!: Miami

Stupid funny, but pretty damn funny.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Hills Have Eyes II

God damn awful, but anyone who has seen the first one already knew this.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Captivity

Worse than average; brings nothing new to the table and is very predictable.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Transformers

Visually pleasing nonsense.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Simpsons Movie

Absolutely great, if you like the TV series you are going to love it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Sunshine

No great plot, no great characters, no great acting, yet not that bad.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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