Lucky You

Unlucky us.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Even Money

Uninspired and boring with a lame ending.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Death Proof

Its a Quentin Tarantino movie.

Verdict: It sucked.

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1408

Great movie for its kind, doesn't get boring nor repetitive like most; very enjoyable.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Lookout

Very entertaining and interesting movie that holds your attention throughout.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Reaping

A terrible horror movie that tries to be clever and makes The Hill Have Eyes seem like a masterpiece in the process.

Verdict: It sucked.

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88 Minutes

Bad plot, terrible ending and even worse acting ... an Al Pacino "straight to DVD" classic.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Contract

Terrible, just terrible; a new low for Morgan Freeman.

Verdict: It sucked.

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I Think I Love My Wife

An alright comedy with some good Chris Rock style jokes that is fairly amusing.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Fountain

Very out of the ordinary, you will either love it or hate it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Mr. Brooks

Excellent psychological thriller, if you like the genre you are going to enjoy this film as it is clever and original.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Little Children

Unrealistic and boring, unless you are interested in Kate Winslet's breasts it has nothing to offer.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Sunshine

Its pretty good for a sci-fi film, it is directed very well and the acting is not bad; not so sure about the bigger picture it terms of the plot though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Fracture

It thinks its more clever than it really is, you will have it figured out half way through; decent though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Next

Not bad for a film that involves Nicholas Cage.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Reign over me

I am still trying to decide if Adam Saddler did a good job or not, but it was an enjoyful film worth watching.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Vacancy

Another average "scary" movie; nothing particularly wrong it with, but nothing particularly great either.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Breach

A bit slow and without great depth, but its based on a real story so you can't ask for too much.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Apocalypto

139 minutes of running through the jungle with no purpose; the first 10 minutes are interesting, the rest is a complete waste of time.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Grandma's Boy

The first 10 minutes were stupid, I cannot pass judgement on the rest of the film as by then the DVD was already out the window.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Hard Candy

Some messed up shit.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Knocked Up

An average cliché comedy at best, but entertaining for the most part.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Quiet

Interesting and original, if you like weird films you will like it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Bourne Ultimatum

A good conclusion to the trilogy.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Shooter

An average action movie, pretty predictable though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Hot Fuzz

Funny stuff.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Surf's Up

A good and funny animated movie.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Big Nothing

Not as funny as most of Simon Pegg's movies, but it is entertaining.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Alpha Dog

Satisfactory, keep your expectations low and it won't disappoint.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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A Good Year

Keeps you interested and entertained throughout, plus it has its funny moments; not very original though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Premonition

Pretty decent, much better than what it promises to be.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Ghost Rider

Nicholas Cage, with dyed hair, as an action hero; hilarious.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Reno 911!: Miami

Stupid funny, but pretty damn funny.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Hills Have Eyes II

God damn awful, but anyone who has seen the first one already knew this.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Captivity

Worse than average; brings nothing new to the table and is very predictable.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Transformers

Visually pleasing nonsense.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Simpsons Movie

Absolutely great, if you like the TV series you are going to love it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Sunshine

No great plot, no great characters, no great acting, yet not that bad.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

The worse of the series in my opinion as the plot was just jumping around for no reason; still one of the most visually impressive films ever though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Zodiac

Quite an interesting story since it is based on real police case files, but for the same reason don't expect a very eventful plot.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Thr3e

Absolutely terrible, the worst acting I've ever seen in any movie.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Freedom Writers

The only thing that makes it worth watching is that it is based on a true story.

Verdict: It sucked.

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You, Me and Dupree

Quite a bit funnier than I expected, it's worth seeing if you are into comedies.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Breaking and Entering

Weird, but quite interesting; don't bother if you only like fast paced films.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Spiderman 3

The most expensive pile of turd ever.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Stranger Than Fiction

Original, fast moving and interesting to watch throughout; loved it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Deja Vu

Great action movie, really enjoyable and keeps you interested and guessing all the way until the end; decent ending too.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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300

Doesn't compare to Gladiator or Troy, but still quite entertaining.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Saw III

Not as good and original as Saw I, but still very good for what it is.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Devil Wears Prada

Better than I thought it would be, but that doesn't say much; it did make me laugh a few times though.

Verdict: It sucked.

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School for Scoundrels

Pretty silly with lots of clichés and a couple of laughs.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Marine

Exactly what you expected to get.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Transporter 2

Hahahaha if you are looking for a mindless, totally BS action movie with some seriously bad acting then this is the one; highly entertaining!

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Illusionist

There was only one small bit of the plot that I did not like, otherwise I thought it was a very entertaining film; not sure about Norton's accent though ...

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Unknown

God, I really do hate James Caviezel; regardless of that though, this movie is boring and stupid as hell.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Blood Diamond

When I first saw the trailer I thought this movie was going to be terrible, but I must admit it was absolutely great; good acting, great scenery, fast action, great.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Pink Panther

I can only tell you about the first 60 seconds of this movie; they sucked harder than pammy sucked lee.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Return

Snore.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Lord of War

If you don't mind having a story narrated to death, you will probably like it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Step Up

You know the plot is going to suck and the actors are going to be poor, but you think some good dancing might make up for it; wrong, that part sucks too.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Talladega Nights: Stupid.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Nacho Libre

Nacho libre was made by Nicolodeon Movies; enough said.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Wicker Man

Dreadful acting, stupid yet predictible plot and just plain bad; cult my ass.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Dead or Alive

I would like to nominate this movie for an Oscar for best everything.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Crank

Forget the one line thing, just one word ... awesome.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Smokin' Aces

Great movie with a good story; I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Rocky Balboa

It was good for a Rocky film, but it missed the chance to be really good.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Slither

If you have a sense of humour you need to see this movie, it is hillarious.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Night At The Museum

I hate myself for liking this movie, but it made me laugh enough for it to not suck.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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