The Holiday

Once, a few years back, I had explosive diarrhea; that was a more enjoyable time than that I had watching "The Holiday".

Verdict: It sucked.

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Click

Click is shit, I wish I could rewind the 107 minutes of my life that I lost watching it.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Employee Of The Month (with Matt Dillon)

Trying way to hard, the twist came too late and even that was just too much.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Sentinel

The stupidest presidential assassination plot in the history of stupid presidential assassination plots.

Vedict: It sucked.

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Unbelievably wrong, but one of the funniest films ever.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Casino Royale

Best Bond film yet.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Prestige

A bit confusing at first, but well shot, with a good plot and (unfortunately) a cliché ending; still very good though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Two For The Money

Pointless.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Little Miss Sunshine

Not as funny as it promises to be at the begining of the film, but still pretty good.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Walk The Line

If you are in the mood for some singing, this is a good movie to watch; not sure about the Oscar it won though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Scary Movie 4

Bad start, but it got better; you have to be in a silly mood to enjoy it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Departed

Interesting, funny, engaging; just great.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Transamerica

Interesting at first, boring half-way, really funny towards the end.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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V for Vendetta

A bit over the top, but quite good.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Something New

Something cheesy, full of clichés.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Silent Hill

Visually impressive, but boring and stupid.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Weather Man

If you are open minded enough you will find this a great movie; it takes you through a roller coaster of emotions.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Brick

A very unusual, but very cool movie; you've got to be able to appreciate its sense of humour to like it though.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Proof

Good acting, boring film.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Prime

When the writers were brainstorming, the coffee girl must have dropped in the room, told a joke and left; nothing else explains the few laughs in this otherwise prime candidate for fertilizing crops (pun was well calculated, but like everything related to Prime it sucks).

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Truth

The best-bad-movie-that-is-so-bad-it-is-great known to man.

Verdict: It sucked so hard, it did not suck.

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Syriana

It lacks a good pace, but the plot more than makes up for it.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Break Up

More impressive fight scenes than "The Matrix" when it was first released.

Vertict: It did not suck.

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The Skeleton Key

Big climax, but it fails to deliver; it simply isn't scary.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Red Eye

Poor plot, nothing really happens apart from the obvious.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Hills Have Eyes

Dear lord.

Verdict: It sucked.

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The Motorcycle Diaries

Well filmed, well acted and just very interesting.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

If you like car racing films you will find it fun; if you don't, stay away as cheeseness will kill you.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Glory Road

Boring and repetitive, it completely missed the point.

Verdict: It sucked.

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Lucky Number Slevin

Good plot that keeps you interested throughout the film with a couple of twist that you won't see coming.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Funny, witty, engaging and quite original.

Verdict: It did not suck.

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Harsh Times

119 minutes of drinking beer, talking "rude" and driving around; beware this is a "character" film.

Verdict: It sucked.

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